Dear Baby,
Do you remember when you asked me how college was? Well, college is stupid. Everyone in college wants to be cool, everyone wants to be perfect. Why can't they be like me? We all know if anyone comes close to being perfect its me. All these little girls trying to "get with" me, but we both know they can't because I'm just too good for them. Yesterday my professor, singled me out in class and said maybe we should all try to be like me. I was like don't try, there's only one perfect one and its me. No one else can duplicate, imitate, nor even come close to me and my perfection. After I get out of college I am going to try to be President of the United States. I mean how hard could it be president, I mean was homecoming king, prom king, captiain of the basketball team. I'm pretty sure I can handle it. Some say I am self absorbed and some say the world revolves around the sun. Forget that! The world revolves around me, and even if im self absorbed, you should try to be like me.
anyways thats what college is like babe.
take care of yourself and we'll hang out soon
dont worry
yours truly,
The perfect one.
Source: http://www.behavenet.com/capsules/disorders/narcissisticpd.htm
http://www.halcyon.com/jmashmun/npd/traits.html
http://www.halcyon.com/jmashmun/npd/howto.html
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hahaha that was really funny you're so narcisstic
good job!
Good job showing narcissism Abrar, or should i say The perfect one. =P
Narcissistic fo sho.
Treatment: destroy all your mirrors and go through psychotherapy.
treatment: find a doctor and go through psychotherapy
hahahaha omg abrar youre so cocky,
you're definately Narcissistic!
Oh so narcisstic. What's kind of funny is that narcisstic people aren't always good looking or smart and they act like that. Wouldn't that just make you want to slap them? Well, I would recommend extensive therapy.
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